THE ULTIMATE BOOZE BUDGET HACK

Big flavour doesn’t need a big price tag. TAG 2 BUCK SELTZERS are the answer to over-priced RTDs. They’re simple, low-cal seltzers that are made to taste like something you wish you tried sooner.

No shortcuts. No artificial weirdness. Just the best-priced seltzer in Ontario!

WHY 2 BUCK COOLERS ARE A 2026 MUST

We started making TAG Vodka in Oakville with one goal: create a vodka clean enough to disappear into a drink, but bold enough not to fall flat. From there, the cooler was inevitable. 

2 Buck TAG Seltzers are:

• Budget-friendly (pennies per pour, not $4 a can)

• Low-cal, gluten-free, real fruit, and easy-drinking

• Made with Ontario-crafted vodka

• Built to taste good, not just look good on a label

They’re nostalgic in the best way, think backyard coolers and summer staples, but upgraded with real flavour and proper balance. No syrupy sweetness. No “diet” aftertaste. A refreshing cooler that happens to be the best priced in Ontario.

MADE IN OAKVILLE, BUILT TO DRINK WELL

Every bottle of TAG Vodka is distilled and bottled in Oakville, Ontario, using a carefully filtered base and clean distillation process that keeps the vodka smooth and neutral, exactly what a good cooler needs.

We tested these recipes over and over to make sure they stayed:

• Crisp when cold

• Balanced as the ice melts

• Flavourful without being heavy

Because the worst thing a cooler can do is fall apart halfway through the glass.

THE FLAVOURS

Lemon Lime
Zesty, bright, and dangerously easy. Margarita energy without the sugar crash. ~99 cals.

Watermelon Basil
Juicy watermelon with a soft herbal finish. Fresh, light, and patio-ready. ~99 cals.

Wild Cherry Yuzu
Sweet-tart wild cherry lifted with citrus bite. Nostalgic, but grown-up. ~99 cals.

Mango Ginger
Tropical mango with a warm ginger kick. Smooth, spicy, and endlessly drinkable. ~99 cals.

NOT INTO BUBBLES?

2 BUCK PEACH HONEY VODKA WATER

Still, smooth, and quietly addictive. Peach Honey Vodka Water is for anyone who prefers a calmer sip. Soft peach sweetness, balanced with clean vodka and no carbonation. Easy drinking, zero drama.

Bottom line:
2 Buck Coolers are proof that you don’t need inflated prices to have a great drink. Just good vodka, thoughtful flavour, and a little Oakville expertise.